When I tell people "I'm funny,"
they ask me to "prove it."
So then I tell them to "read this,"
and then they say "nevermind."
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Here is my proof, Your Honor.
Read 'em and weep... or laugh.
I hope you'll laugh.
Writing Samples
UCB SKETCH SUBMISSION
Sketch packet
This is the packet that failed to get David a slot as a writer on a UCB "Maude Team."
COLUMBUS DAY
Half-hour sketch show
In the spirit of Valentine's Day and Love Actually, Columbus Day is a holiday for romance...
OVERACHIEVERS
Single-camera comedy pilot
Luxury living, classic cars, and the finest fashions—the only thing they can't buy is a clue.
EDIBLE COMPLEX
Single-camera comedy pilot
If you're going to mix family and business, remember to add THC.
Single-camera comedy pilot
A young woman must redefine religion after God joins her bible study group.
GHOST
Serial drama pilot
A charlatan goes legit once she discovers that she can actually talk to the dead.
Speculative script
An episode written on spec for FXX's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
"DUNGEONS & DRAGONS"
Speculative script
An episode written on spec for FXX's What We Do in the Shadows.