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When I tell people "I'm funny,"

they ask me to "prove it."
So then I tell them to "read this,"
and then they say "nevermind."

Here is my proof, Your Honor.
Read 'em and weep... or laugh.
I hope you'll laugh.

Writing Samples

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UCB SKETCH SUBMISSION

Sketch packet

This is the packet that failed to get David a slot as a writer on a UCB "Maude Team."

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COLUMBUS DAY

Half-hour sketch show

In the spirit of Valentine's Day and Love Actually, Columbus Day is a holiday for romance...

Yen Coins

OVERACHIEVERS

Single-camera comedy pilot

Luxury living, classic cars, and the finest fashions—the only thing they can't buy is a clue.

Fudge Brownies

EDIBLE COMPLEX

Single-camera comedy pilot

If you're going to mix family and business, remember to add THC.

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Single-camera comedy pilot

A young woman must redefine religion after God joins her bible study group.

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GHOST

Serial drama pilot

A charlatan goes legit once she discovers that she can actually talk to the dead.

Bar Entrance

Speculative script

An episode written on spec for FXX's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Swooping Bat

"DUNGEONS & DRAGONS"

Speculative script

An episode written on spec for FXX's What We Do in the Shadows.

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